THAT, my friends is what Tiger Woods cheated on. If she would like some revenge, I'm available. Just sayin'. Also, Foxy Lady was playing while I posted these. I find that hilarious.
Esquire magazine named Kate Beckinsale the Sexiest Woman Alive. I don't disagree.
OK, confession time. I had a HUGE crush on Teri Hatcher when she played Lois Lane on that Superman show back in the 90's. Needless to say, she's aged well and I would still do things to her that are illegal in 47 states. So Teri, meet me in Alabama, Wyoming, or South Dakota...but not North Dakota. I'm not going back to North Dakota jail.
Mila Kunis...she's the voice of Meg on Family Guy, she's in Mike Judge's (Beavis and Butt-Head) new "Office Space" movie playing, of course, the hot chick and is just generally really flippin hot. Also, she's dating Macaulay Culkin which makes me think I have a chance.
Yeah I know, Kim Kardashian isn't exactly the most...upstanding citizen, but I'd hit it and brag about it after.
Bar Rafaeli, whom Leonardo DiCaprio supposedly broke up with recently. I'd be more than happy to comfort her in her time of need.
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