Every Friday morning @ 7, we find out What Kicks More Ass.
Pretty simple really. I'll throw out two topics, subjects, ideas, maybe even people...and you tell me What Kicks More Ass?
Got it? Good.
Here's our latest results:
Friday 10/30.09
So tomorrow is Halloween, so I thought we'd do a little spooky What Kicks More Ass? Today we throw some classic monsters in the ring and see which one comes out on top. But it's not just one on one. Nope. Today it's a 4-Way-Dance. And in the ring...
Yep...some classic monsters...Vampire vs Werewolf vs Frankenstein vs Zombies
This one was kind of a tight race...we even had a write in vote. Let's go to the judges score card for the official results...
Coming in 4th with 13% of the vote....Frankenstein.
Coming in 3rd with 23% of the vote...Werewolf.
Coming in 2nd with 28% of the vote...Zombies.
And coming in 1st with 35% of the vote and the win...Vampires!
In an odd turn of events, we did have a single write in vote for Psychopathic Killer, but that wasn't enough to turn the tide.
And there you go...our Halloween editon of What Kicks More Ass...now with 18% more monsters!
Been a while since I posted the results for WKMA, but here they are.
Since the World Series is starting on Wednesday, I thought we'd put two of sports big dogs up against each other...and it wasn't even close.
So this time around the question was...What Kicks More Ass...?
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And without a doubt...the Super Bowl was the big winner getting 100% of the votes.
Now, I'm not sure if the baseball folks out there just didn't call in, but no one...and I mean no one called in and said the MLB World Series Kicked More Ass than the Super Bowl.
Some good points were made that the comercials in the Super Bowl were much better...and according to Lisa, you get to see more Man Booty in the Super Bowl...thanks to the tight pants and the fact that they are often bending over. Thanks for that Lisa.
Man it's been a week. My whole family has been sick and I'm and draggin'. So today, like most mornings, I needed some caffeine. And that got me thinkin'...do you look forward to your caffeine more or your booze at the end of the day more? So let's put it to the test.
What Kicks More Ass? Caffeine or Booze?
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After much scientific research, our results...
62% voted for caffeine
38% voted for booze
Maybe it's because we took our poll at 7am, but I was a bit surprised at how many folks said caffeine...of course a bunch said both.
There's a new study out of Brittain that said 1 in 20 women (5%) have never had sex while sober because they were insecure about their bodies.
Other findings were
75 percent of the women said it's easier to go wild after a couple of drinks.
40 percent of the women said they were always tipsy when they slept with someone for the first time.
Almost 50 percent said they enjoy sex better after a few drinks.
14 percent of women in relationships said they cannot sleep with their partner unless they've had a couple drinks
So here's what went head to head today to see What Kicks More Ass...
Drunk Sex VS Sober Sex
(see, Lyndsay Lohan is always drunk, and well Jennifer always looks so serious and sober...
and I still would have Sexy time with both...never mind)
So what was the result of my highly scientific research into What Kicks More Ass?
55% said Sober Sex
45% said Drunk Sex
However...most guys said they didn't care as long as they could have it.
Here's the calls that came in, some of which I didn't have time to play on the air.
Thanks again to everyone who took part.
So I admit, today, I was feeling a little out of it. So WKMA today was pretty simple. I wanted to find out what cheap beer Kicked the Most Ass. Any beer was on the table, I didn't limit your choice.
Now we got a lot of different beers nominated:
Beer 30
Mickey's
PBR
Busch Light
But the one beer that got the most votes was...
Natural Light.
According to the number of calls that came in, you guys like your Natty Light.
There was one vote for Free Budweiser. Not sure where you get that on a consistant basis, but free does trump most anything else.
I gotta be honest...I'm a bit sluggish today. Not sure why. Could be all the fog. Anyway, we're keeping it simple today. What Kicks More Ass is a 3-way-dance today. Blondes, Brunettes, or Redheads. It's up to you.
The Results?
A very close race ended in a tie.
36% voted for Redheads
36% voted for Brunettes
26% voted for Blondes
and 2% wrote in Jet Black
The Bears just wrapped up their pre-season last night...and the Illini kick of their season tomorrow in Missouri...sooo, that's got me thinkin' football...And when I'm thinkin' football I'm thinkin' tailgaitin'. So that's what's up for debate today...
What Kicks More Ass? Tailgating or the Game itself
Now I gotta admit, you guys surprised me a bit today. It was one of the quickest WKMA we've had and the biggest landslide victory ever. It's the first time one of the combatants got skunked.
The results?
100% said Tailgating Kicked More Ass
0% voted for the game.
So Rob Zombie has his 4th feature film out today, Halloween 2. Rob has definately mad a name for himself as a director of some mighty fine horror flicks. But how does his version of Halloween stand up to the original? That's the question today:
What Kicks More Ass? Halloween: The Original or Halloween: Rob Zombie version?
And Rob Zombie comes out on top of this Ass Kickin' contest.
62% voted for Rob's version of Halloween
48% voted for the original version.
Now some might say, Zack, aren't 98% of all stats made up? Yes...however, I didn't do that, and here's the calls to back up my stats.
News Director Mike Cation helped out with WKMA again today. There's been some words between Brian Urlacher and Jay Cutler. Supposedly, Urlacher called Cutler a wussy. So we wanted to know, Who Kicks More Ass? Urlacher or Cutler?
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Turns out you guys think Cutler Kicks More Ass than Urlacher...but not by much.
54% voted for Cutler
44% voted for Urlacher
Some of you may have noticed that doesn't add up to 100%...and you're right. That's because we had a wright in vote for a shower.
Listen...
Thanks for takin' part...we'll do it again next Friday....
I was talking with Mike Cation this morning about a rodeo he went to last night. One of the highlights was a midget rodeo clown named Porkchop. And that got me thinking...since Rodeos are pretty standard at county fairs...and so are demo derbys....What Kicks More Ass? Rodeos or Demo Derbys?
Turns out you think Demos kick more ass than Rodeos.
Demos: 55%
Rodeos: 45%
Here's how it went down. Be listening for Ray and Minnie. Ray called early to vote for demos...Minnie is the last call...and happens to be Ray's wife. She looks at it a bit differently than Ray.
Thanks again to everyone who called in to take part.
So I was online today and saw a picture of President Barack Obama checking out a young ladies butt while he was at the G8 summit.
I also saw a story of Camen Electra appearing topless in a Vegas stage show. And that got me thinkin'..."What Kicks More Ass? Boobs or Butts?
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Well...it was a close on today. Mike Cation started the voting by saying he was a Butt man. I had to counter by admitting I'm a Boob guy...then it was up to you guys.
When it was all said and done...The Boobs Kicked More Ass than...well...Ass.
57% thought Boobs Kicked More Ass
43% thought Butts Kicked More Ass
So, it gonna be hot today...I mean, really hot. And that means we're gonna be seeing more skin out there with bikini season basically right here. So I was wondering, since we're seein' more skin, what would you rather see...tats or tans.
Who Kicks More Ass? Tats Vs Tans
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Well, the votes are in and the result?
This was a close one...so close in fact it was a dead tie.
50% thought Tans Kicked More Ass
50% thought Tats Kicked More Ass
A couple of you thought both kicked the same amount of ass so those votes canceled themselves out.
Here's some of the calls I got on the topic...maybe even a bonus one as well...
Thanks for taking part...we'll do it again next Friday.
Friday 6/12.09
What Kicks More Ass?
Angelina Jolie vs Megan Fox
60% of you thought Angelina Kicked More Ass
40% of you were in Megan Fox's corner.
Friday 6/5.09
What Kicks More Ass?
Being Married Vs Being Single
This was a close one.
55% went with Being Married
45% went with Bing Single
10% didn't actually say one way or the other.
When it's all said and done, more than half of you said Being Married Kicked More Ass than Being Single.
Friday 5/29.09
What Kicks More Ass?
Jay Leno Vs Conan O'Brien
Since today is Jay's last night to host the Tonight Show, I wanted to know Who Kicks More Ass? Jay or Conan?
70% went with Conan
25% went with Jay
5% went with Johnny Carson over both. (Not really one of the choices, but I appreciate folks putting in their 2Cents.
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