Lon Ray On-Air Monday - Friday:  5AM - 9AM Saturday:  6AM - Noon

Where are we? Who are you? Why am I here? Funny Beer Link Another Funny Beer Link Thanks to Messick Photography for the photo. You guys RAWK! OK...time to answer the BIO questions... What you should know about me... I hate clowns. If you approach me dressed as one I will administer a beatdown on your goofy ass. Double that if you approach my kid. What would you be surprised to know about me? I have eight nipples. Last movie I went to and when? I can't even remember what I had for lunch. Alcoholic beverage of choice? Free, preferably. Top 5 movies of all time... Blues Brothers Animal House Blazing Saddles From Dusk 'til Dawn Dazed and Confused. Great Soundtrack. 5 must have CDs... AC/DC...If You Want Blood You Got It Van Halen...II Judas Priest...Hell Bent For Leather Pantera...Reinventing The Steel Robin Trower...LIVE When I hit the Lottery... I will disappear. If you can find me, I'm buyin'. I can't stand... Keanu Reeves, American Idol, the Ford Festiva, Rednecks, Okra, Oprah, Diva Chicks, MTV, Michael Bolton, Michael Jackson, Michael Moore, The ACLU, Auto Repair, Jennifer Anniston (unless she’s doing me on a pile of hundred dollar bills), Korean Food, Hangovers, Tough Guys, Hip Hop, Kids Who Work At Home Improvement Stores Who Think They Can Administer Advice Just Because They Wear A Red Vest, Any Cologne But Old Spice and Public Toilets. Oh yeah...and Clowns. Who deserves a punch in the mouth? ANY celebrity or musician who endorses a political candidate. I look to you for entertainment, not opinion. You do not live in my world. Favorite Phrase... "Smoothe move, tarpaper"