Lon Ray
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Thanks to Messick Photography for the photo. You guys RAWK!
OK...time to answer the BIO questions...
What you should know about me...
I hate clowns. If you approach me dressed as one I will administer a beatdown on your goofy ass. Double that if you approach my kid.
What would you be surprised to know about me?
I have eight nipples.
Last movie I went to and when?
I can't even remember what I had for lunch.
Alcoholic beverage of choice?
Free, preferably.
Top 5 movies of all time...
Blues Brothers
Animal House
Blazing Saddles
From Dusk 'til Dawn
Dazed and Confused. Great Soundtrack.
5 must have CDs...
AC/DC...If You Want Blood You Got It
Van Halen...II
Judas Priest...Hell Bent For Leather
Pantera...Reinventing The Steel
Robin Trower...LIVE
When I hit the Lottery...
I will disappear. If you can find me, I'm buyin'.
I can't stand...
Keanu Reeves, American Idol, the Ford Festiva, Rednecks, Okra, Oprah, Diva Chicks, MTV, Michael Bolton, Michael Jackson, Michael Moore, The ACLU, Auto Repair, Jennifer Anniston (unless she’s doing me on a pile of hundred dollar bills), Korean Food, Hangovers, Tough Guys, Hip Hop, Kids Who Work At Home Improvement Stores Who Think They Can Administer Advice Just Because They Wear A Red Vest, Any Cologne But Old Spice and Public Toilets. Oh yeah...and Clowns.
Who deserves a punch in the mouth?
ANY celebrity or musician who endorses a political candidate. I look to you for entertainment, not opinion. You do not live in my world.
Favorite Phrase...
"Smoothe move, tarpaper"
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